Had a bit too much to drink the other night. 2 hours sleep the night prior and empty stomach.

So naturally when I took the last tube (metro) home, I fell asleep and missed my stop. Got out 2-3 stations later…walked out the suburban station… and I was lost. Didn’t know how the fuck to get back home from that place I didn’t even know about.

Then in my drunken state, moments after saying “shit”, I realised I had an Xperia X1. No problem. Fired up the Tom Tom navigator and within seconds I had a route planned back to the house. 4kms. Not bad considering I’m lost on a drunken night. I let the custom installed Clint Eastwood voice guide me out of the labyrinth. “At the end of the road turn right, punk.”

For all those of you who think I spent too much money on a phone. Can your phones guide you safely home when you’re drunk bitches? I thought not.

And for those who said I should of bought an iphone… well you just fail.